Farmer and His Daughters
A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.
One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show – Is she ready to go?” The farmer frowned, but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Eddie. I’m here for Betty, We’re gonna get spaghetti – Is she ready?” The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.
The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, “Hi, I’m Chuck…” And the farmer shot him.
March 30, 2010 @ 1:08 am
Ya’ll remember that song that had the words that you made rhyme! Chuck chuck bo buck-bananna fanna fo f**k!
April 27, 2009 @ 12:06 am
Maybe Chuck wanted to to stick something in her…so she could be ‘stuck’!
April 16, 2009 @ 5:32 am
he wanted to say chuk…noris
April 10, 2009 @ 6:33 am
dont understand why chuck has 2 b shot
April 9, 2009 @ 8:47 am
Why…. the farmer can’t marry his daughters, he should allow them to enjoy there life.
April 7, 2009 @ 1:32 pm
LOL.. parents are always like that they are just trying to protect their children..