Easter Bunny Accident
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
April 6, 2012 @ 11:54 pm
This was really a funny story. But remember we all know what Easter really is all about. But I think that God may have even seen the humor in this one, after all children don’t know what the real meaning of Easter is except about the Easter Bunny. So let’s look at this for the children’s sake, and know in our hearts what the real meaning of Easter is just like Christmas….I hope you understand what I’m trying to get across to you. Have a Happy Easter one and all
July 9, 2011 @ 12:03 am
HaHaHaHa
April 18, 2011 @ 9:57 am
If you see a loose Hare just get your hair spray out in case he jumps in front of a car!!! HA HA HA!!! or if you have loose hairs in your head do the same!!! LOL!!!
April 18, 2011 @ 9:46 am
What a Harey subject for people to get annoyed at…..Don’t be so serious “have a good laugh” its good for the soul !!!!!!!
April 17, 2011 @ 8:10 pm
This was funny!!! I am sure that there are folks out there that do not know rabbits are also referred to as Hares. I do not know of anyone who has ever called one that before tho. It was still pretty funny!!!
April 17, 2011 @ 7:25 pm
I thought it was funny. It’s just a joke, people. Easter is a serious day, or course. This wasn’t meant to demean that day in any way.
April 17, 2011 @ 7:13 pm
kamaa, Rabbits are also called Hares, she put hair spray on it because it clams to bring dead hair (hares) back to life. The rabbit was waving because it also said it adds waves. Get it now?
April 6, 2010 @ 12:35 pm
Um….. I dont get it.
April 6, 2010 @ 1:37 am
HAHAHA
April 6, 2010 @ 1:36 am
HA?