Easter Bunny Accident
A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal.
Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!!
The man was astonished.
He said to the woman, “What in heaven’s name is in your spray can? What was it that you sprayed on the Easter Bunny?”
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: “Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave.”
April 1, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
oh and april fools 2 every1
April 1, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
LOL it puny
March 30, 2010 @ 1:02 pm
this is a cute joke……hoppy easter everyone!!
March 29, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
THIS IS GREAT,KEEP IT UP,RATE IT A #10
March 29, 2010 @ 8:57 pm
@gini
gini,
are you kidding? i thought this was a true story. lol
i think it was very funny, get a sense of humor please!
June 22, 2009 @ 5:20 am
A HAPPY EASTER TO THEM ALL.OUR BUNNY IS BACK TO LIFE
April 12, 2009 @ 2:44 am
A HAPPY EASTER YOU PACK OF NUTS
April 11, 2009 @ 7:45 pm
guys if you find BENS comment i really rote it i thought peaple
would use it to find me so if you see BENS I swore i wrote it!
April 11, 2009 @ 3:45 pm
Easter is a serious religious celebration. This is just a joke, people. There is a difference. Relax.
April 11, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
LOL. THIS IS FUNNY..