There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.
After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s salary.
There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman’s additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the Preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, “Children are a gift from God,” he said.
Silence fell on the congregation.
In the back pew, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, “Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.”
Ha, one would say the pastor is not serious because he is using God`s name to earn something… He was just suppose to accept what he is getting regardless of his number of children…
March 20, 2010 @ 11:52 pm
Well, that is what certain people do when they are on welfare. More kids, more money and food stamps.LOL
March 20, 2010 @ 10:32 am
extesivelly fantastic.
March 18, 2010 @ 5:11 am
Ha, one would say the pastor is not serious because he is using God`s name to earn something… He was just suppose to accept what he is getting regardless of his number of children…
March 17, 2010 @ 4:59 pm
ATTA-GIRL
March 16, 2010 @ 8:27 am
Very, Very funny and i love it.I am praying for such blessings (CHILDREN).
March 16, 2010 @ 5:47 am
lol !
March 15, 2010 @ 3:08 pm
That’s interesting
March 14, 2010 @ 10:29 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
how stupendous was the preacher to keep on giving birth to kid so that they salary with increase now