Christmas Shopping
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says, “What?” The wife explains that he must be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen that night and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her Christmas shopping at a big department store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits.
She can’t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. Then they go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. And then they go to the Jewellery Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she doesn’t care.
She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, “But you don’t even play tennis! Well, okay if you like it then let’s get it. You deserve the best for Christmas.”
The wife is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. She says, “I am ready to go, let’s go to the cash register.” The husband stops and says, “No, honey I don’t feel like buying all this stuff now.” The wife’s face goes blank. “No honey, I just want you to hold this stuff for a while.”
The look on her face is indescribable and she is about to explode and the husband says, “You must be in tune with my financial needs as a man.”
March 18, 2011 @ 9:39 pm
Payback`s a bitch. And Margaret, it is just like a woman to turn it around and put the blame on the man. She got what was coming to her, plain and simple.
December 1, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
@classicalkeys88. Though I’ve read this b4, I still read it again, I wish we can read one joke from you one day. Jokes dont come easy so learn 2 appreciate d efforts of other people
December 1, 2010 @ 6:21 am
Never take a man with me when i go shopping They tend to just go into “Switch Off Mode” or just like whiny little kids, pouting and rolling their eyes
then give you the silent treatment for the rest of the day sulking……
December 1, 2010 @ 3:30 am
@Margaret and Jean H- Well said. Thumbs Up!
December 1, 2010 @ 1:08 am
@MARGARET-You said it true! You are one smart woman. A woman can and do take care of themselves every day and probably a husband and children. Even if they don’t have a man or kids, they do just fine, maby even better. Treat WOMEN right and YOU will be happy all your life.
December 1, 2010 @ 12:35 am
I think we’re hearing some sexually frustrated men
on here. Let’s face it, guys, if he had been a little
more exciting, she wouldn’t have rolled over and
gone to sleep. KNOW THIS: A woman has just as
much fun shopping ALONE as she does with a man.
I don’t think the man can say the same about sex.
The other thing is, you all act like the woman NEEDED
the man to buy her things. Women work, too.
November 30, 2010 @ 5:44 pm
The woman deserved what she got. She should not have done wha she did. DEAL WTH IT.
November 30, 2010 @ 3:18 pm
Women do not like getting what they give. I found out 40 years ago that they only want Money & Prestige. If a guy doesn’t have it girls don’t want him.Also I lost a few jobs–” You’re single, you can afford it.”
November 30, 2010 @ 2:12 pm
I am with you Margaret!!!!!