Christmas Party Invitation
Mick had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00….’
‘Great’, says Mick, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks Thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’…’
‘Not a problem’ says Mick. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ’em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too..’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! .
I’ll be there. Thanks again.’
‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Mick, warming to the idea.
‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.’
December 12, 2012 @ 5:08 pm
Well now, he’s a right friendly fellow, huh? lol
December 9, 2010 @ 2:48 am
I shudder at the thought.
December 9, 2010 @ 1:32 am
Why even waste time punch him up before he leaves the place,so that the invitation is null and void.
December 8, 2010 @ 7:32 pm
This is another Sue–the one that’s been writing at other times–about Rosecocca20 & other things–I changed my profile to Suzanna (my real name) cause I see there’s another Sue here too
December 8, 2010 @ 10:48 am
STILL GROSS as it was last year.
December 8, 2010 @ 9:13 am
Looks like my cusin Jed exexpt it was byog party so he brough his own goat to the party
December 23, 2009 @ 11:34 pm
i wouldnt go if theres going to be sex and just the 2 guys
December 11, 2009 @ 4:35 am
now this obscene, don’t try anywhere guys
December 5, 2009 @ 11:11 pm
Oops, Marty, did you fall asleep with your finger on the “send” button?? Ha ha
December 5, 2009 @ 10:23 pm
Had seen this before about 3 yrs ago, but had forgotten the punchline…pretty durn funny, if you ask me!