Christmas Party Invitation
Mick had been in Police work for 25 years.
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it’s total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.
‘Name’s Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5:00….’
‘Great’, says Mick, ‘after six months out here I’m ready to meet some local folks Thank you.’
As Cliff is leaving, he stops. ‘Gotta warn you. Be some drinking’…’
‘Not a problem’ says Mick. ‘After 25 years in the business, I can drink with the best of ’em’.
Again, the big man starts to leave and stops.
‘More ‘n’ likely gonna be some fighting’ too..’
‘Well, I get along with people, I’ll be all right! .
I’ll be there. Thanks again.’
‘More’n likely be some wild sex, too,’
‘Now that’s really not a problem’ says Mick, warming to the idea.
‘I’ve been all alone for six months! I’ll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?’
‘Don’t much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.’
December 5, 2009 @ 7:41 pm
GROSS
December 5, 2009 @ 10:38 am
Isn’t that special, lol. I wonder what he is going to wear? lol lol lol
December 5, 2009 @ 6:06 am
hahahahaha very funny and he thought his luck had changed
December 5, 2009 @ 1:06 am
“After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there” This is what it said up there Sharon @Sharon
December 4, 2009 @ 5:54 pm
is that a picture of mick or cliff
December 4, 2009 @ 5:53 pm
oh no go run and hide
December 4, 2009 @ 2:33 pm
ha ha ha thats funny oh my he had high hope of getting acquainted with some town folks. i dont think he wanna stay there any more
December 3, 2009 @ 8:38 pm
boo..
December 3, 2009 @ 3:15 pm
Shut the door, lock it, hide under bed! LOL
December 3, 2009 @ 12:45 pm
oops………