Cab Driver & the Nun
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.”
She answers: “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.” He responds,
“Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun says, “OK, pull into the next alley.” He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. “My dear child.” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and a I’m a Baptist.”
The nun says, “That’s OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin.”
October 26, 2010 @ 10:57 pm
@Lilly: They did kiss. It says that the nun fulfilled
the cab driver’s fantasy in the alley. When they got
back on the road, all the confessions started.
November 3, 2009 @ 5:43 am
Nice 1 tnx.
November 3, 2009 @ 5:17 am
I like this! He thought he was so brilliant. But a powerful liar got him. I think he got punished by God coz his intention was to fool the nun.
October 31, 2009 @ 6:17 pm
that was good one
October 31, 2009 @ 7:55 am
Hahahahahahaha that must have brought him back down to earth in a hurry
October 31, 2009 @ 3:18 am
Awesome, wish he had kissed him b4 d ‘nun’ told him d truth!!!!!
October 31, 2009 @ 12:16 am
VERY GOOD!!!!
October 30, 2009 @ 11:47 pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh how wonderful and Funny
wish my life was like that
hi hi hi having a party all lifelong,,
October 30, 2009 @ 8:51 pm
Another good one thanks.