Blonde Wife
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand.
Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is ok. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.
He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said to achieve best results, put on two coats.
September 14, 2011 @ 5:09 pm
I’m sure the blondes or relative of the blondes are angry…….lolololo
November 4, 2010 @ 5:26 pm
what ever blonds are very smart
October 12, 2010 @ 10:33 am
dumb of all blonds.
October 4, 2010 @ 5:08 pm
that says it alll
October 3, 2010 @ 12:38 pm
i dont think that blondes are inherently dumb they just have their own unique perceptions of things.
September 27, 2010 @ 11:48 pm
I like the blonde jokes
September 25, 2010 @ 9:58 pm
EPIC FAIL!!
September 25, 2010 @ 6:49 pm
Actually antique. First time it was written on a stone……………..
September 25, 2010 @ 4:33 pm
That is an old joke & soooooo predictable!!!!!!!!!
September 25, 2010 @ 2:13 pm
WHAT`s “”BLACK & BLUE & COVERED WITH BLOOD & LYING _ON THE FLOOR???
THEY ARE-“PEOPLE WHO TELL BLONDE JOKES”!!
|WHAT IS IT THAT PEOPLE FIND FUNNY??
Let`s GIVE THEM A BREAK-HIRE A PAINTER!!THERE ARE A “LOT” OF “BLONDE”MOTHERS & GRANNIES”-WOULD YOU LAUGH AT THEM??(AND THEY CAN PAINT TOO)> ENUFF SED.!!!Sheba.