Blonde Horseback Riding

A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience…

She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action.

As the horse gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle…

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious of its slipping rider…

Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup…

and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over and over.

As her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune…

the Walmart greeter sees her…

and unplugs the horse.

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11 Comments

tracy
November 16, 2009 @ 12:28 pm

@sally.. every joke seem old to u.. can u get us a new joke

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Jean
November 15, 2009 @ 7:45 pm

@sally AGAIN WITH THE GRIPING?

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charlie
November 15, 2009 @ 1:17 pm

O.K.

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Jean
November 14, 2009 @ 9:34 pm

@micheg You really like those little horsey rides don’t you.LOL

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micheg
November 14, 2009 @ 8:19 pm

WAL-MART DOESN’T HAVE HORSEY RIDES…K-MART DOES

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sally
November 14, 2009 @ 11:42 am

Old, old, old. When are we gonna see some fresh jokes?

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meza
November 14, 2009 @ 6:59 am

@ Raye A good definition of many males underpants hehehehehehehe

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Kittyluvr
November 13, 2009 @ 10:44 pm

@Raye

Omg Raye, that was a great comeback. I gotta remember it. hahaha

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nick
November 13, 2009 @ 10:05 pm

oh my god another one hits the dust by wal-mart they should be suied for having a horse out of control ,

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Raye
November 13, 2009 @ 9:29 pm

That is as old as dirt and twice as crusty as my exes undershorts.

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