Blonde Easter
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
“Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously.
“Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.”
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.”
Happy Easter!
April 22, 2011 @ 9:14 pm
Do not worry your pretty head about silly jokes
the joke is most on them , because they done know any better ‘you just be happy
have a nice easter,
if you dont have to ,
dont go shopping on Saturday , its pandemonium in the shops , easter was not meant to be shopping only
take care,,H.S.
April 22, 2011 @ 5:57 pm
I WANT TO WISH EVERBODY A HAPPY EASTER..
April 22, 2011 @ 5:55 pm
i dont think that is funny all the way around..making fun of blondes is not the right thing to do…lot of them are bleach..so what makes them then…as far jesus is concern i dont think any jokes of any kind makes it funny..it sad how people can make jokes like that..and think it funny..
April 20, 2011 @ 5:05 pm
What is up with all the prejudice? I think this joke is really lame and I’m in 5th grade and I’m a blonde that just happens to be in all honors classes thank you very much!!!
April 20, 2011 @ 12:14 pm
THANK GOD THERE IS A JUDGMENT DAY WHEN EVIL LIKE THIS PERSONAL SLAM WILL BE REWARDED….AND JESUS WILL BE THE JUDGE!!!
April 20, 2011 @ 9:10 am
I think God does have a sense of humour the bible even says a merry heart does good llike medicine..and many other references.. to us lauging laughter is so good for us.
the jokes was about blondes and im blonde and I dont care.. lol lighten up people .. lol
April 20, 2011 @ 3:49 am
As for ABIGAIL: What is your mother’s phone number?
I think I need to call her, young lady.
April 20, 2011 @ 3:46 am
Jesus is not a “whatever makes YOU feel good” thing.
He is a HOLY GOD. Ya know, I just don’t think He would
make jokes about blonde-headed people and make them
the “butt” of His jokes. You say NUTS have their PANTIES in a WAD? It’s called CONVICTION.
BY THE WAY, JESUS DID NOT HAVE HIS TAKEN AWAY,
HE GAVE IT AWAY….FOR SINS LIKE THESE.
I know, I know, you all think we’ve made too much of
this. You probably think “little white lies” are okay, too.
They’re not. Time for me to move on. Final word:
FREEDOM OF CHOICE doesn’t make it right, at least that’s what I just read in the Scriptures.
April 20, 2011 @ 3:42 am
Jesus is not a “whatever makes YOU feel good” thing.
He is a HOLY GOD. Ya know, I just don’t think He would
make jokes about blonde-headed people and make them
the “butt” of His jokes. You say NUTS have their PANTIES in a WAD? It’s called CONVICTION.
BY TH
April 20, 2011 @ 3:04 am
Thank you meza
have a happy easter,
and Freedom of Choice,,