Blonde Easter
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
“Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously.
“Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.”
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.”
Happy Easter!
April 20, 2011 @ 2:29 am
I used to think of Easter as a Celebration, part Revelation!!! Lots of goodies and Chocolate to eat but on here its more about the “Nuts”!!!! Getting their Panties in a Twist!!!
“Lighten Up”!!!! and Enjoy or Celebrate,… Give Thanks to “Jesus” for his Sacrifice, as in the way you feel that it is an essential part of your Own Lives….
Its called “Freedom of Choice” !!!!! Jesus had his taken away… So we may be able to Exorcise Ours!!!!……. “Freedom of Choice”……..
April 20, 2011 @ 2:24 am
This joke is not about Jesus Christ
this joke is about Blondes
and it goes already for many years how stupid blondes are,
I am blond since I was a little girl
but I can handle life even so my Husband died on me,
leave blondes alone , and we would not get so many funny and sometimes rude jokes
find another dummy
Happy Easter from australia,,
not all what looks good is Gold,,
April 20, 2011 @ 1:34 am
Ok….if someone in your family was killed because of
some terrible person’s wrong-doing, would you want
it to be “made light of” as it was here JUST BECAUSE
YOUR FAMILY MEMBER HAD A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR
WHILE ALIVE? The price Jesus paid for our sins should
NEVER be part of a joke. MARY, you are right! People
always justify sin. I think maybe you know HIM personally while others just know about HIM.
April 19, 2011 @ 7:30 pm
If you are all but happy *’that is all we want of life
forget jokes and bad language
Happy Easter to all and everyone
Yarra Valley greets you*
April 19, 2011 @ 2:11 pm
It’s true that God has a sense of humor, just observe nature for a while and you will see. Dumb blonde jokes are belittling a group of people and God doesn’t approve. He also does not approve of using mass media to vent anger, bitterness, etc. And such vile language you find these days–it is not normal. I can tell it is just a sort of defense mechanism against the things people can’t, or won’t understand. The answer to that is read the Bible, attend a Bible Study, pray, attend church services and learn what the Lord would have you understand. I for one do not like to be stupid and I will avail myself of the knowledge God affords me in the above-mentioned avenues. Praise the Lord for His goodness to us, though it is undeserved.
April 19, 2011 @ 12:09 pm
I am so joyfull that my God has a sense of humor I do feel he would laugh
April 19, 2011 @ 11:45 am
Well I’m sure that Jesus has a sense of humor but either way I read it it’s still a stupid joke. New material needed. Surely there is no blonde that stupid.
April 5, 2010 @ 10:44 pm
Im seriously not sure that JESUS is reading…. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
blondi
April 5, 2010 @ 10:38 pm
well to be true……..
I dont practice the catholic religion… nor do I really practice any but I dont have anything against anyone that does. BUT!!!!! (and there always is a BUT!) I am very blonde and my last name well…….
;o)
so anyways……..people get there panties in a wad for no apparent reason… loosen up for cryin out loud! believe what you please and do as you please as long as you dont hurt others.
treat others as you would expect to be treated…. ;o) regaurdless of who or what you believe.
when someone does something good for you…..pass it forward…;o) (even if you have no clue who did it for you)
April 3, 2010 @ 12:34 am
HAPPY EASTER FOLKS!