Blonde Easter
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
“Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously.
“Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.”
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.”
Happy Easter!
April 1, 2010 @ 9:29 pm
well that was a good story until she kept on talking-then she hung her self
April 1, 2010 @ 7:52 pm
@abigail- WOW! If you hate people and this site makes you feel like that, why do you read it?What made you so mad?
April 1, 2010 @ 7:32 pm
shut da f_u_ck up u mother_f_u_ck_er_s all of u r bull_sh_i_t and adsfljadskljfdsklj
April 1, 2010 @ 6:57 pm
Found it to be funny. I must go now as I have to touch up my roots so I will look nice in Church Sunday. The Lord has a sense of humor so relax and enjoy the celebration of Easter. Bless
April 1, 2010 @ 5:29 pm
I agree with Mary. This is not funny!! I would NEVER make a joke about our Lord and Savor.
April 1, 2010 @ 7:47 am
sushi lover please accept my sincere apology didn’t mean any harm just have to vent my anger on someone and u were there,and by the way spelling u were right spelling and punctuation were not my strong points.
and i love sushi too.
April 1, 2010 @ 6:24 am
@sushi lover
SUSHI IT UP YOUR ASS
March 31, 2010 @ 5:49 pm
Get some NEW MATERIAL!!!!!!
March 31, 2010 @ 5:10 pm
March 31, 2010 @ 12:11 pm
Millie, not stereotyping blondes or anyone else (mainly because my wife is a blonde), but I will use stereotypes in a joke to point out the incongruity of it all. She has worked as a med secretary for 35 yr & we are talking mistakes that can kill. She is extremely organized & ‘on the ball’ at work. Once she leaves the job, it’s like she turns her brain off & I do ride her for some of it, but she is my ‘dumb blonde. Myself, just looking at me a person would think dumba*s redneck hick. I have found that if I let them continue to believe that, they will generally let their guard down. I may not qualify for Mensa, but I do have some college, am well-read, & believe in being prepared for anything. I cannot, due to physical size, readily identifiable abnormalities, & sheer presence, hide in a crowd but by altering my dress, & mannerisms, I can fit in at a black tie affair, an office, a work crew, a homeless convention, or any where else I find myself. My attitude is call me anything you want, but once you ‘write me off’ I GOT YOU!!!