Blonde Easter
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
“Oh?” says St. Peter, incredulously.
“Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder.”
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde continues, “Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter.”
Happy Easter!
March 31, 2010 @ 7:10 am
The stereotype of the dumb blond has been long standing joke in many movies and jokes over the decades. It comes out pretty equal when one looks at the big picture…..Funny joke …..I never thought a ghost could cast a shadow ….lol
March 31, 2010 @ 6:17 am
Jesus does love a good joke,but i don’t think this is very good.how about all those blondes out there do they like it.blondes are not as dumb as you would think i’m blonde and bet i’m a lot smarter than most of you you were all probab in slow learners class in school well i was honor roll student, and earning a good living sitting around listening to a buch of dumb asses like you.
April 7, 2012 @ 1:26 pm
millie, i think the joke is on you! and definitely not in you…it was a good clean joke and my daughter who is blonde, and graduated magna cum laude in the field of criminal justice sends me blonde jokes all the time and i send them to her…we think it is mainly funny because she is soo smart… and when she does do something dumb as we all do from time to time…she just says well i’m living up to my reputation as a blonde..and we laugh and enjoy the moment…by the way, the dumb ass comment sounded pretty blonde to me, rofl…sorry, but it was a dumb thing to say, 🙂 hugs millie…lighten up…
March 31, 2010 @ 6:05 am
@Mary
Jesus loves humor,just look at the things God created, the octopus, Humans etc.
March 31, 2010 @ 6:02 am
@Mary
Q;If we are made in God’s image and if we as mortal humans hve a quite definitive sense of humor wouldt it follow obvooiusly then that our creator has an infinite sense of humor above and beyond anything we could ever think of.Just look at an octopus,for instance.
March 30, 2010 @ 5:41 am
@ Mary….you’re wrong about Jesus. He loves a good joke even if it’s about him. His sense of humor has never been equaled in the history of mankind. He had so much love and took the joke very well even though the dubious honor of doing the punchline from beyond the crypt where the truely humorless ones thought to place him forever. Isn’t triumph over death the ultimate comeback joke?
March 14, 2010 @ 11:20 am
she think only abt Christmas b/c it importance for averyone but not as Easter
May 14, 2009 @ 4:34 am
I DON’T THINK JESUS APPRECIATE JOKES ABOUT HIM.
April 15, 2009 @ 5:24 am
The second blonde is not sure but wanted to say something out of her mouth , but the first blonde eat turkey and rice and she did not know what she is eating for big fool.
April 14, 2009 @ 9:41 am
funny, i think i like the third blonde answer
April 14, 2009 @ 5:29 am
well that made me smile!!