Blonde Down on Her Luck
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.”
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays…”God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays… “My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself… “Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.”
February 5, 2010 @ 4:28 pm
There is a lesson to be learned here. Too many times we want God to just do for us and do nothing for ourself. I do agree that God would not support the lotto. Seems the easy way out and then what have we to learn from it?
February 4, 2010 @ 4:34 pm
NOT FUNNY
February 4, 2010 @ 1:30 pm
@Margaret
Get a sense of humour fool
February 4, 2010 @ 1:24 am
sounds like me hahahahaha
February 4, 2010 @ 1:04 am
now that was funny! rofl @IDGARA
February 4, 2010 @ 12:33 am
@ Margaret – get yourself off the pedestal you think you are on. I for one think this is a funny joke and from the looks of the replies, so do the other people. Too bad the blonde’s name wasn’t Margaret
February 3, 2010 @ 9:21 pm
hey margaret God has a funny bone how do u think we make in life don’t take things to serious in life u never get any where believe me i know it was a good joke and God name wasn’t takin in vain so (chill)
February 3, 2010 @ 5:43 pm
@Margaret
it’s not gambling if god makes her win.
February 3, 2010 @ 1:28 pm
GOD is always right! He helps those who help themselves. But this is a joke and a good one ,I think!LOL
February 3, 2010 @ 1:15 pm
God would never encourage Brandi to spend what little money she does
have, for gambling. Not too funny when God is misrepresented.