Blonde Down on Her Luck
A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she’s in serious financial trouble. She’s so desperate that she decides to ask God for help.
She begins to pray… “God, please help me. I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto.”
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Brandi again prays…”God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well.”
Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck. Once again, she prays… “My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order.”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God Himself… “Brandi, meet Me halfway on this. Buy a ticket.”
February 11, 2010 @ 10:52 pm
My friend in Texas said to me that God did indeed have a sense of humor! Why else did he make man first. he quickly realized that he could improve the situtation. He made woman! Yes! She is still my friend.
February 11, 2010 @ 5:43 am
I believe she forgot one thing to thank God for the fact that she had something left thats why in the first thing everything was taken but she also had to make a first step then God would be of great help
February 9, 2010 @ 7:06 am
@sushi lover
watzup are u seeking attention or what?
February 6, 2010 @ 3:19 pm
tyvm
February 6, 2010 @ 3:16 pm
Can’t win if ya don’t Play!!!—-Blondes—-life would be So DULL with ’em!!! LMAO 🙂
February 6, 2010 @ 9:57 am
Attention all non-blondes out there: it is the peroxideand bleach that we must use to stasy blonde that causes these littl lapses of memory; to wit not purchasing a lottery ticket….at least we take time to pray.
February 5, 2010 @ 6:50 pm
Margaret….in my experiences, I have to put something in to get God to give me somethin. She had to have a lotto ticket in order to win the lotto. remember in the bible when jesus told the woman that only had enough stuff to make one more loaf of bread to make it and she obeyed and did it and never ran out….same concept
February 5, 2010 @ 6:18 pm
I thought it was a cute joke. Thou shall not judge.