Mermaid!!!! HUH : what you been watching the “Disney Channel” too much while smoking too much green stuff (sea weed) don’t you know that if you stay in the water too long your skin goes all wrinkly and those little pink rose buds on your titties will be plagued by all kinds of algae not to mention the crabs nibbling away at your fanny 24/7 for the rest of your life. On a Scale, between and from 1 out of 10 my guess it would have to be a Zero. While your sitting on a cold rock somewhere with a southerly gale blowing in your hair probably smelling like something that fell off the back of a garbage scowl: PEWWWWWWWWW
January 1, 2012 @ 11:05 pm
suttin wrong wid her
September 23, 2009 @ 7:40 pm
I am quite not sure if I’d be laughing or worrying about Kristy…
Sorry fFor now I can’t help it, I’m definitely laughing my a$$ out!
September 17, 2009 @ 10:11 am
You know… if she really believed in mermaids, then she may REALLY believe in that advice… 🙁
September 17, 2009 @ 9:29 am
Well, shes stubit enough, hope she dies? well i do, many people dies every day and someone that stubit doesnt need to breath our air.. haha
September 10, 2009 @ 3:48 am
@ Christy, U just summarized it all. “A spell to die”
September 9, 2009 @ 3:01 pm
lmao yeah i couldn’t agree more!@Andie,
September 7, 2009 @ 12:16 pm
That’s not a spell to become a mermaid, It’s a spell to die….lol
September 7, 2009 @ 2:45 am
@Sandi
If she’s stupid enough to do this, she deserves to die.
September 6, 2009 @ 9:29 am
Mermaid!!!! HUH : what you been watching the “Disney Channel” too much while smoking too much green stuff (sea weed) don’t you know that if you stay in the water too long your skin goes all wrinkly and those little pink rose buds on your titties will be plagued by all kinds of algae not to mention the crabs nibbling away at your fanny 24/7 for the rest of your life. On a Scale, between and from 1 out of 10 my guess it would have to be a Zero. While your sitting on a cold rock somewhere with a southerly gale blowing in your hair probably smelling like something that fell off the back of a garbage scowl: PEWWWWWWWWW