Baby Feeding
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. ‘Breast-fed,’ she replied.
‘Well, strip down to your waist,’ the doctor ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ‘No wonder this baby is underweight. You don’t have any milk.
‘ I know,’ she said, ‘I’m his Grandma, But I’m glad I came!”
May 25, 2009 @ 11:42 am
grandma did not complain,so why anybody else.
May 14, 2009 @ 6:06 pm
to savanah,
i dont think i read a line about the grandma complaining. did you?
she was so greatfull instead.
May 13, 2009 @ 6:58 pm
grandma must didn’t look like a grandma,probably best breast exam she
ever had:D
May 13, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
Big thrill for gramma.
May 13, 2009 @ 5:09 am
No she is happy that the doctor examined her breast ,which aroused her emotionally.
May 13, 2009 @ 12:58 am
Doc. didn’t know some grandmas are so young now days.
There are some less than 30 years old
May 12, 2009 @ 4:57 pm
eww you wouldve told the doctor that you were the grandma as soon as he arrived!
May 12, 2009 @ 1:02 pm
one man’s misfortune is some one else’s blessing.
May 12, 2009 @ 11:48 am
oh oh oh did the doctor don’t have common sense to know that she was his mother or grandma.And the grandma also gave examine happy. . .
May 12, 2009 @ 8:50 am
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh WOW! That’s kinda sick but yet hilarious!