Angry Wife
A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass. “Something wrong, pal?” asks the bartender.
“Ah, my wife’s pissed,” the guy says.
“The other day was my birthday, and she got naked and told me I could tie her up and do whatever I wanted.”
“Nice,” says the bartender. “So what’s the problem?”
“I tied her up and went golfing.”
January 17, 2010 @ 6:42 pm
62 days!!!!!!!!!always ,me
January 17, 2010 @ 6:39 pm
hey you ! 62 days today!!!!!!!!!always ,me
January 17, 2010 @ 6:00 pm
meaning, loves playing golf more than his wife.
January 17, 2010 @ 4:58 pm
A real man d’nt do that to a woman , unless he is gay
January 17, 2010 @ 4:45 pm
@charlie
That would depend on what the wife look like. Gray hound Buss
January 17, 2010 @ 4:41 pm
I like this one, real funny. Some one had wrote I can’t see a real man passing up sex for golf. I would bet that Tiger Woods would NOW. He probably wish HE had played more golf.
January 15, 2010 @ 7:38 pm
nxt time i bet she choose her words wisely and dressed
but i can’t see a real man passing up sex for golf (ouch)
January 15, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
Good one….
January 15, 2010 @ 1:08 am
no you must mean fore-play oopsie!
January 15, 2010 @ 12:50 am
FORE!