Hilarious Southwest Airline Safety Presentation (Open Captions)
This is the full text version of this very funny but whip-speedy monologue of the Southwest flight attendant who got on the Ellen Show in April of 2014.
What did you think of this airline safety announcement? Please leave a comment in the section below and remember to share it with your friends and family for a laugh.
July 10, 2015 @ 12:06 pm
That is a good way to get your attention.
April 26, 2015 @ 8:40 pm
Absolutely Hilarious !
April 25, 2015 @ 5:56 pm
More truth than comedy.
April 25, 2015 @ 11:14 am
Just goes to show there is a wanna be stand up in all of us. Good job!!
April 25, 2015 @ 2:29 am
The humor was great and I think it puts first time passengers more at ease.
April 24, 2015 @ 1:03 pm
Well said! So funny you will remember more of it, just found it a little fast in speech, slow down a wee bit.
April 24, 2015 @ 10:47 am
HUMOR TO PUT YOU AT EASE WAY TO GO.
April 24, 2015 @ 10:43 am
Wow, how did she memorize all that! That was too funny. First, pay $.50 cent before using oxygen mask and then $.25 cent percent per minute. come on oxygen should be free. Lol.