A Holiday Recipe
You’ll need the following:
1 cup sugar
1 cup water
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle whisky
Sample the whisky to check for quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it’s the highest quality, pour one level cup & drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Cry another cup. Turn off the mixar. Beat two leggs and addd to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the tuner. If the dried frust gets stuck on the beaters pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven. Turn on the cake to 350 degrees. Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out the window. Check the whicky again and go to bed.
December 18, 2011 @ 10:55 am
Does anyone know how Xmas came into being? Maybe it is that X marks the spot and Christ is the way. Still prefer to see the full word.
December 10, 2010 @ 3:01 am
Yeah, it is Merry CHRISTMAS……if anyone wants a Merry X-MAS, they can celebrate it at any other time……But for this season, CHRIST is the Reason for the Season.
MERRY CHRISTMAS………Shallom!
December 6, 2010 @ 11:52 am
@MEZA- THANK YOU and may you and yours be blessed.
December 6, 2010 @ 6:19 am
it is “Merry Christmas” for all the right reasons being that, of the Birth and Celebration of “Jesus Christ” ….A time for all to get warm and fuzzy about Family and Friends and to remember to give the invisible and mostly forgotten Gift Of All…. “The Gift of Peace”…. without prejudice. To be as one with All Mankind!!!! Peace On Earth and Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!
December 5, 2010 @ 9:07 pm
Please stand corrected! It is MERRY CHRISTMAS or otherwise there would be no use for it!
December 5, 2010 @ 6:32 pm
hick * or something else
merry X-mas
December 5, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
Hey lovey you left the Christ out of Christmas – or did you mean something else
December 30, 2009 @ 5:09 pm
MERRY XMAS TO ALL
December 22, 2009 @ 6:44 pm
hey this is kinda like the thanksgiving one!
December 19, 2009 @ 10:08 pm
…and in the morning…turn over easy…