Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
Reach in and grab the giblets.
Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist.
Talk about a huge breast!
And he forced his way into the end zone…
She’s 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men
to hold her down.
It’s Cool Whip time!!!!
If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!
It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip,
nothing squirts out!