Saying the Right Thing
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
“Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.
Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??”
His son replies, “Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!!”
Broken Coffee Table: $239.99. Hot Breakfast: $4.20. Two Aspirins: $.38. Saying the right thing, at the right time. . . PRICELESS!!!
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that was really good one, only few men can say those right words when it involves woman, sex, and money, so i dont blame this woman in question of giving her husband d right treat for saying the right word at d right time, interesting.
at least you know he is faithful!
WOW!!!! A Faithful Husband…….Lucky Girl………
Where Do I Find One?????????????
Na Man this
OUTSTANDING,
i love this joke lol … now i gotta get me a man!!! lol
To Meza At the cemetary. Because there aren’t any good men tra a women.
Oboy i got to get me a man ha.
That was about the nicest one i have heard ,Priceless
THE GUY IS A REAL AND HONEST MAN. THE WIFE IS DAMN LUCK.
THE GUY IS A REAL AND HONEST MAN, THE SPOUSE IS DAMN LUCKY & FORTUNATE.
oh poor guy………..its such a faithful witty husby.
@Larry there are faithful men out there but you have to be faithful yourself to ask God for that faithful man and u will find him. My husband is faithful and I am thankful to God and Pray he remains faithful to me till death do us part, Amen…..