Saving Up
March 29th, 2009
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, “Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you’ve been wrestling an alligator!”
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak,
“Ohhh God! He told me he’d been saving up for 75 years, and I thought he meant his money!!”
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DAMN THAT OLD MAN TORE THAT A** UP!I don’t blame him he aint have no sex for 75 years! lmao
What?he broke the record no man this age would do what he did
Good lesson for those who would do anything for money! Always listen carefully when people talk! probably you get the hint.. i wish i would borrow some one the oldman’s savings!!!!
i know a 79 year old vergin never gona happen