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Preacher Goes Hunting

June 17th, 2009

A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a distance, and he couldn’t move. “Oh, Lord,” the preacher prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish…please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right at the preacher’s feet. “Dear God, bless this food I am about to receive….”

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  1. shelon
    June 17th, 2009 at 11:27 | #1

    enjoy!!

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  2. FRANKIEPOO
    June 17th, 2009 at 11:53 | #2

    GREAT , LOVE THIS ONE , I RATE IT A BIG OLD FAT 10

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  3. charlie
    June 17th, 2009 at 13:59 | #3

    i like this one at least he prays before the meals.

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  4. she
    June 17th, 2009 at 20:57 | #4

    ohhh first time i heard a bear becoming a christian hahahahaha

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  5. fifi
    June 18th, 2009 at 03:55 | #5

    its a very nice parable. tells us how important it is to consider the Almighty God before our daily activities.

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  6. Nikhil
    June 18th, 2009 at 04:01 | #6

    Ha ha ha bear becomes cristian but also eat it’s meal:d

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  7. Nikhil
    June 18th, 2009 at 04:03 | #7

    @fifi
    yup u r right bro

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  8. socerchika
    June 18th, 2009 at 07:51 | #8

    thats funny

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  9. Juliet
    June 18th, 2009 at 10:22 | #9

    yeah funny but with a great lesson!. The Lord knows our needs, but is always wise to let Him have the first place in our lives! may God help us all to trust in Him at all times!

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  10. Bettsy Faye
    June 18th, 2009 at 12:57 | #10

    I think that preacher should’ve prayed for 2 things ,The healling of his legs anda safe Deliverance back to his church. I would have!

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  11. c_bits
    June 18th, 2009 at 20:06 | #11

    I have seen this joke reworded several different ways, I like this one the best of any of them. It is a very good joke that is both funny and also shows what happens when we do not follow what is upright and moral.
    This day and age we need more MORAL behavior.

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  12. Lammiepie
    June 18th, 2009 at 20:34 | #12

    Haven’t laughed so hard in a few weeks LOL

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  13. brenda
    June 19th, 2009 at 05:37 | #13

    @Juliet
    AND KEEP HIS COMMANDMENT—-

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  14. mercy
    June 19th, 2009 at 06:16 | #14

    this is to help us know that GOD is always first in all that we do

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  15. Emeka Ibezim
    June 19th, 2009 at 06:22 | #15

    Most times we think we suffer because we have sinned whereas all we need to do is call upon the name of the Lord and He will deliver us. Nice one!

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  16. Savanah
    June 19th, 2009 at 07:17 | #16

    lol 10/10

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  17. David Otieno
    June 21st, 2009 at 11:59 | #17

    Between everything and God always remember to put God first

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  18. David Otieno
    June 21st, 2009 at 12:02 | #18

    Between everything and God always remember to put God first
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  19. lizzie
    June 24th, 2009 at 01:20 | #19

    Nice one

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