Irish Drunk Driver
On Saint Patrick’s Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over.
“So,” said the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?”
“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” says the cop, “it looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening.”
“I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile.
“Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?”
“Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf.”
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SOOOOO OLD
good one
He will get more than earfull when his wife catches up with him!!!!
I thought this was the greatest one that I had ever heard until I realized that this would give credit to the husband.
If you want to call him a moron, that’s OK. He’s ‘More-On” the ball than you think!
he will get alot of nagging when his wife caches up and omg help that poor old guy
This is too bad to be true. I wont buy this one!
At least he wasn’t deaf!!!!!hahahahahahha!funny!!!!
IN THE SLAMMER FOR THE MEAN OLD DRUNK .
Funny. I did LOL.
I really didn’t find this funny folks. The wife could have been seriously injured (probably was.) This really to me isn’t a good joke. I really can’t find the humor in this one. Sorry my personal opinion. If I were his wife, we would be in divorce court, and that would be the joke on him. Teach him a lesson for drinking and driving. Also, it almost encourages drinking and driving, and that’s why we have so many killed on the highways. Do you really think that this is a funny joke? Come on be a realist on this. Sorry if I brought you guys/ladies down. I was just really annoyed about this.
Give it a rest, Lola … it is a joke, not a commentary on life.
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