How the World Works Today
How the world works lately…
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day
For 40 years and die of lung cancer,
your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, they blame the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats with no manners, you blame TV.
If your friend is shot by a
deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
I must have lived too long to
understand the world as it is anymore.
So, if I die while my OLD WRINKLED ASS is parked in front of this computer,
I want all of you to blame Bill Gates
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the chain of command is ruled by the person with the the most inventive way of passing on to others the blame of why the s*** hit the fan and still look totally blameless……..
it’s not my fault,,,
I didn’t do it.
I agree with Meza
So do I.
Just remember ( Whatever hits the fan is not evenly distiibuted )..
THIS IS A SWEET PIECE OF JOKE.IF MY TONGUE TURNS BLACK FOR TAKING COFFEE EVERY DAY BLAME THE MANUFACTURER.
The moral of the story is, learn to say “the buck stops here!”
“How Africa Works Today”,we blame everyone but do not accept our own fault for failing
I LOVE THIS, THOUGH IS A JOKE, BUT ITS EDUCATIVE SOMEHOW.
We have to learn to accept the situation as it is but not putting blame on innocent manufacturers or innovators.
None sees anything wrong with himself/herself 2day, only OTHERS have to bear the Blame ALL the time… it’s the Reality. What a Pity!
very hillarious
that’s why mr. Fox’s song was a hit. Blame it on the a a sac ach….
Love this. If a stranger kills me, blame facebook lol
Buck passing, somebody must be blamed for ones irresponsibilities