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House on Fire

June 29th, 2009

A man’s house is on fire. He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside. Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside. Then his wife. Then the dog. Then he goes back in a couple of times without bringing out anybody.

So a fireman asks him, “Why are you going back in there?”

The man replies, “I’m turning over my mother in law.”

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  1. Savanah
    June 29th, 2009 at 16:51 | #1
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    omg how rude is that butthead!?

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  2. soccerchika
    June 29th, 2009 at 20:18 | #2
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    Id get it at all

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  3. panzie
    June 29th, 2009 at 22:15 | #3
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    MUST BE DESPERATE FOR A JOKE. THIS WAS STUPID!

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  4. frankiepoo
    June 30th, 2009 at 06:50 | #4
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    i thought he was making the fire, lol rate it a 10

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  5. Nissy
    June 30th, 2009 at 09:34 | #5
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    i’m with u bro!! lol

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  6. Makia Rudolf
    July 15th, 2009 at 12:22 | #6
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    That was realy foolish of him

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