Heart Attack
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You bastard!” says the husband, “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
November 26, 2009 @ 12:43 am
GOD IS NOT DEAD AS YOU WILL FIND OUT ON JUDGEMENT DAY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!
November 10, 2009 @ 3:06 am
Then stop reading blonde jokes… it really is that simple!
September 11, 2009 @ 6:33 am
I agree with Emoku. He was not dumb but smart. He loves his wife and as such does want any of them to know that he was aware of what went on.
July 30, 2009 @ 3:40 am
Well this guy is not dumb nor blind. He is simply smart. He does not want his child to think of any thing nasty. And not to hurt himself he chooses to make it look as if nothing was happening btn the two.
July 16, 2009 @ 2:02 am
Hahhhh, he is not dumb nor blind but the test before the cat takes the milk kills and made him unable to be natural as before, sweet as honey but no as sugar.
June 21, 2009 @ 1:27 pm
is he dumb? no, atleast he talked to his brother, is he blind? again no bcos he saw his brother was naked, so dont call him dumd or blind. look for something else please
June 18, 2009 @ 8:10 am
ohhhhhhhhh i thought dumb applies only to blonde women hahahaha…at least this joke makes it fair for both sexes. i’m glad i’m not blonde
June 16, 2009 @ 4:56 am
Ace detective Keith ! Ladies would love to hire you on behalf of their husbands !!
June 16, 2009 @ 4:35 am
I am in support of Keith’s comments
June 15, 2009 @ 6:04 pm
yah,right