Heart Attack
June 14th, 2009
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!”
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
“You bastard!” says the husband, “My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
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thats a dumb blonde joke but hey im blonde and ive heard many blonde jokes and this one is just dumb
Dumb yeah!!!! Where is all the action associated with the Blonde dude…. Is it only for Blonde girls or what
I THINK ITS NOT BEING BLONDE, BUT BEING BLIND!!!
Yup that blond guy is actualy blind from his brain hahaha
is he blind or what
i have blonde friends, and they are not as blonde as it is made out. I am tired of the blonde jokes.
ha! ha! women!, we can have our way cunningly u know, but not just being fair with our spouse, so women becareful, never we turn our men insane!!!!
NEVER KNOW, WHAT YOU HAVE IN YOUR CLOSET, BETTER TAKE A LOOK , GREAT ONE I GIVE THIS ONE A BIG OLD 10, KEEP THEM COMING LOL
I couldn’t believe he slammed the phone down to go rip his brother a new one. He should have finished the call to 911, then ripped his brother a new one… I mean his wife was having a heart attack for Pete’s sake!!! C’mon man… where’s your brains???
Just kidding… I get it… I get it… the couple’s kid invites the Uncle over and has the Uncle strip to try and “shock” the woman’s heart back to life. Kinda like a defibrillator, only without electricity. Only thing is… I don’t know why he’s hiding in the closet……
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….. he wasn’t trying to shock the woman’s heart back to life. His hot water was out at his house so he came over to his brother and sister in laws house to take a shower. The woman comes in, not realizing the brother’s in the shower, thinks it’s her husband and decides to join him. When she realizes her error, she goes into cardiac arrest. The brother in law is frantic to try and find a way to revive his brothers wife and is in the closet naked because in his haste to try and save his beloved sister in law, the last thing on his mind is getting dressed.
Case solved. I knew I should have been a private investigator. I have mind like a steel trap… thanks for providing me with all the clues I needed to bust this case wide open. Good thing the wife would never cheat on her husband other wise I would have suspected that the two were having an affair. Now we all know the real truth and it’s all because of me. After all, I am the great, great, great, grand nephew in law on my sister’s mother’s side of the family related to the one and only Sherlock Hemlock… the greatest private eye in the world!
If you need me I’m only a phone call away… 1-866-eye-figureitout
hey that is funny but it looks like she was getting done have sex that is why she did not what to do with that k
yah,right
I am in support of Keith’s comments
Ace detective Keith ! Ladies would love to hire you on behalf of their husbands !!
ohhhhhhhhh i thought dumb applies only to blonde women hahahaha…at least this joke makes it fair for both sexes. i’m glad i’m not blonde
is he dumb? no, atleast he talked to his brother, is he blind? again no bcos he saw his brother was naked, so dont call him dumd or blind. look for something else please
Hahhhh, he is not dumb nor blind but the test before the cat takes the milk kills and made him unable to be natural as before, sweet as honey but no as sugar.
Well this guy is not dumb nor blind. He is simply smart. He does not want his child to think of any thing nasty. And not to hurt himself he chooses to make it look as if nothing was happening btn the two.
I agree with Emoku. He was not dumb but smart. He loves his wife and as such does want any of them to know that he was aware of what went on.
Then stop reading blonde jokes… it really is that simple!
GOD IS NOT DEAD AS YOU WILL FIND OUT ON JUDGEMENT DAY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!