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Golf Accident

June 24th, 2009

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: “Please allow me to help. I’m a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me”, she told him earnestly.

Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I’ll be alright…I’ll be fine in a few minutes, he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside and began to massage him. She then asked him: How does that feel? To which he replied: It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.

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  1. memyselfni
    June 24th, 2009 at 11:50 | #1

    LOL…all those years of college and for what haha

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  2. charlie
    June 24th, 2009 at 15:29 | #2

    SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMEING (HA HA AH HA)

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  3. socerchika
    June 24th, 2009 at 17:17 | #3

    thats funny

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  4. she
    June 24th, 2009 at 20:50 | #4

    wise man hahahahahaha

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  5. otu
    June 24th, 2009 at 21:27 | #5

    LOL

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  6. Tina
    June 25th, 2009 at 03:23 | #6

    Wonder how the woman would feel having known she had been giving the wrong part a massage. I doubt it if he does’nt end up getting a slap.

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  7. lara
    June 25th, 2009 at 05:05 | #7

    sweet joke, men would always like that.

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  8. riland williams
    June 25th, 2009 at 06:14 | #8

    i wish i was the lucky bloke receiveing the massage

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  9. showrpowr
    June 25th, 2009 at 09:30 | #9

    Tina you have too serious an outlook on life relax

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  10. Lena
    June 25th, 2009 at 11:04 | #10

    gush this is realy funny!!!lol

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  11. bob
    June 26th, 2009 at 04:11 | #11

    he shouldnt have told her his thumb hurts, haha!!
    but if i were the one, i would have shown her my thumb immediately.

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  12. sylvia warren
    June 26th, 2009 at 07:33 | #12

    bob, who do you think you are kidding? This is a funny, and would be tempting to anyone. Just laugh, accept the fact that it would be indeed tempting, and laugh.

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  13. Joy
    June 27th, 2009 at 00:55 | #13

    this took my breath away in laughter!

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  14. shandia
    June 27th, 2009 at 05:15 | #14

    lol

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  15. olaniyi
    June 30th, 2009 at 03:21 | #15

    is too much and great thinking oooooooooooh powerfulllllllllll

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  16. Elma
    July 3rd, 2009 at 04:59 | #16

    Men and their mischieviousness… if I was the one I’ll give him a kick in the crotch for making me to that.

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  17. bob
    July 3rd, 2009 at 13:26 | #17

    no person would do that in real life, sylvia warren. that dumb persistent therapist, considering that she is a therapist, should have asked first which part was hurt. i said “he shouldnt have told her his tumb hurts” so as to save the lady from embarrassment. now i hope you get what i mean, dirty mind.

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