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A Gorilla and the Redneck

May 12th, 2009

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A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.”
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
“Well,” said Ed, “You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.”

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  1. Tadeo
    May 13th, 2009 at 02:17 | #1

    Well….,
    Poor thing was a redneck!!!

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  2. she
    May 13th, 2009 at 10:50 | #2

    wahahaha so i guess he likes gorillas that much

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  3. niccole
    May 13th, 2009 at 11:27 | #3

    lol this was funny poor gorilla never got any

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  4. Joy
    May 13th, 2009 at 15:25 | #4

    sad thing is i know a redneck named Ed who is known to be into beastiality and he is really that dumb.

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  5. charlie
    May 13th, 2009 at 19:24 | #5

    POOR GUY I BET HE DON’T GET LAID MUCH

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  6. Kat
    May 13th, 2009 at 21:46 | #6

    Actually, Am sorry for the Gorilla.

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  7. Shahidul Anwar
    May 14th, 2009 at 01:52 | #7

    May be both were happy indeed!

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  8. Savanah
    May 14th, 2009 at 04:32 | #8

    poor gorilla

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  9. Nissy
    May 14th, 2009 at 09:33 | #9

    ouch this guy’s soo redneck. lmao

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  10. Jane
    May 15th, 2009 at 03:39 | #10

    haha!

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  11. Jim
    May 15th, 2009 at 12:19 | #11

    You just never Know Maybe enjoyed It

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  12. bel
    May 25th, 2009 at 19:54 | #12

    hak hak hak

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  13. Ian
    May 31st, 2009 at 02:01 | #13

    My name is ed and I am proud to say im a red-neck

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  14. Ian
    May 31st, 2009 at 02:02 | #14

    LOL jk

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  15. Becky
    June 11th, 2009 at 14:46 | #15

    haha that’s kind of gross!

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