A Gorilla and the Redneck

A small redneck Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became very “in the mood”, and difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.
While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed Ed, a part-time redneck intern, responsible for cleaning the animals’ cages. Ed, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of ANY species.
So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution. Ed was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Ed showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, Ed announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
“First,” he said, “I don’t want to have to kiss her. Secondly, you must never tell anyone about this.”
The park administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they asked what was his third condition.
“Well,” said Ed, “You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.”
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Poor thing was a redneck!!!
wahahaha so i guess he likes gorillas that much
lol this was funny poor gorilla never got any
sad thing is i know a redneck named Ed who is known to be into beastiality and he is really that dumb.
POOR GUY I BET HE DON’T GET LAID MUCH
Actually, Am sorry for the Gorilla.
May be both were happy indeed!
poor gorilla
ouch this guy’s soo redneck. lmao
haha!
You just never Know Maybe enjoyed It
hak hak hak
My name is ed and I am proud to say im a red-neck
LOL jk
haha that’s kind of gross!