Women’s Favorite Joke
Apparently this joke was voted favourite email of the year by women. Where do they have this polls is what I want to know.
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: “Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.” God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man’s wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,came home and picked up the dry cleaning,took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat’s litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and Mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren’t finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through
without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: – “Lord, I don’t know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife’s being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! oh! please, let us trade back.”
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: “My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You’ll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.”
July 31, 2012 @ 2:24 am
Amen! to all the above. But, even tho I stay at home, I am disabled. I can fold laundry, or load the dishwasher, my husband does the vacuuming & mops the floor & buys the groceries. He cuts wood with a chainsaw, to get ready for winter. Work seems to never be done.
July 30, 2012 @ 11:30 am
To this person called Love.I commend you for stepping up to the plate.Not all men would do that.Some men think women have it easy.When this guy in the Joke found out real quick that a womans job is never done.
January 2, 2014 @ 11:52 am
Thank you. That is too much for anyone to bare alone.
July 30, 2012 @ 4:36 am
let us men.pls swallow our pride and give a helping hand no matter what our fellow men will say about us being weak
January 2, 2014 @ 11:44 am
I agree with you. Women need help and support, that is what love is all about. It is not a 50/50 but just doing it out of a heart of God’s love. That applies to everything.
July 28, 2012 @ 5:22 pm
Wow, I see why this joke was favorite in women’s votes. Lol! The sad part is the guy had to go through the 9 months of pregnancy also. I’m a guy and I respect women for all the hard work each day. Guys we have to step up to the plate and help out more. We have to be courageous just like the movie “Courageous”.
July 29, 2012 @ 3:56 pm
How does one get the name Love? Interesting!
January 2, 2014 @ 11:32 am
Love is a short form of my nickname. My older cousin gave me that name long ago. Every since, my family has been calling me that.