Wife’s Birthday Present
A couple has not been getting along for years, so the husband buys his wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn’t get her anything.
“Why didn’t you get me a birthday present!” she asks angrily?
“Are you kidding me?” He replies, “You didn’t use what I got you last year”!
March 23, 2009 @ 9:50 am
If he had gotten a casket along with it, she would have used it for him.
March 23, 2009 @ 1:17 am
I REALLY DON’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO THIS JOKE BUT, KUDOS ANYWAY!!!
March 22, 2009 @ 7:44 pm
WHEN I WAS MARRIED ,IF I WOULD HAVE DINE THAT…I WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE OCCUPYING THAT PLOT ! LOL!!!!
March 22, 2009 @ 5:07 pm
not cool, he would have been missing the next day ha ha
March 22, 2009 @ 3:25 pm
I would have used it by putting him in the plot ha! ha!