Why, Why, Why?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
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Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
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Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
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If people evolved from apes, why are there still ape s?
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Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That really hurt, why don’t you watch where you’re goin g?’
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Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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And my FAVORITE…… The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.
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April 29, 2009 @ 10:14 am
Because “Y” have a long tail.LOL.
April 28, 2009 @ 10:33 am
WHY? Do son of men walk with 2 legs when other APES DO WITH 4 legs
April 26, 2009 @ 3:22 pm
endless WHYs!
why is blackberry blue?
just keep laughing at the nonsensical creations of mankind.
November 10, 2015 @ 9:57 pm
ok i need helpi am having this prob with my lst2 it won’t go in scneod gear andi have gone through glow plug after glow plug every 5mini just ran lean i no that but every other time i run preaty rich no mattter what i do it keeps killing glow plugsplz help
April 24, 2009 @ 8:30 pm
I dont get this! Ok 🙂
April 24, 2009 @ 12:58 am
SADIE: MAYBE U R THE FOURTH PERSON LOL
DONT GET UPSET JUST KIDDING
April 23, 2009 @ 8:48 pm
lol
November 10, 2015 @ 10:12 pm
hey i found the prob air leak and when i bought the lst2 the senocd gear was stripped but it did not look like it and then when i put it back to stock settings on spur the truck went into senocd killed the gearsthank god 4 ebay lol
April 23, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
I’ve seen some of these before..
an they are still funny…
April 23, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
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April 23, 2009 @ 3:11 pm
I tried to send this to friends and it won’t go. WHY?
November 10, 2015 @ 10:31 pm
What are the advantages to hnavig a center differential? are there any disadvantages? Is there a reason why on-road cars almost never have center differentials, and most off-road buggies/truggies have them?