Why We Love Kids
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later, “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later… “Da-aaad….” “What??” “I’m Thirsty! Can I have a drink of water?” “I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!” Five minutes later……”DAAAA-AAAAD……” “WHAT!!” “When you come in to spank me…can you bring a drink of water?”
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One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking a small boy into bed. As she was about to turn off the light he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said ” I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy.”
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During the Sunday morning service all the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress, and as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said “That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter dress?” The
little girl replied, directly into the pastors clip-on microphone, “Yes, and my mommy says it’s a bitch to iron.”
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Finding one of her students making faces at the others on the playground, Mrs. Smith stopped quickly to reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, “Bobby, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and it would stay like that.” Bobby looked up and replied, “Well, Mrs. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
July 31, 2009 @ 1:07 pm
KIds are lovely little creatures and I love them a lot.
July 30, 2009 @ 7:34 am
ola,it applies to nigerian kids as well after all my children behave same.
July 20, 2009 @ 9:25 am
@felicia
hey felicia,u really dont belong here thn…so what were u doin chekin the joke in the first place…………
July 15, 2009 @ 5:40 am
You dshould see a psychiatrist@felicia
July 13, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
@ogbodo: I dey feel u. These jokes don’t apply to the average Nigerian kid. Funny though.
July 13, 2009 @ 11:10 am
I sent my little daughter to get me a glass cup. A little while later she came back “daddy come and carry me up so i can bring the cup for you”. I dared not refuse.
July 13, 2009 @ 10:19 am
Hi
I dont lik jokes
July 13, 2009 @ 2:45 am
they can be really cute ,bad and ugly, this is funnnnny.rate it a 10
July 13, 2009 @ 12:57 am
Funny!!
July 12, 2009 @ 8:33 pm
kids are so lovable….with their innocence, it make these jokes more humorous