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September 29, 2009 @ 7:31 am
@Jean I don’t do much reading anymore i tend to fall asleep half way down a page. I hardly get through my emails sometimes without dozing off its not the great company and 1funny.com jokes is not stimulating enough its my brain? taking holidays without me LOL
September 28, 2009 @ 8:52 pm
@MEZA That is HEAVY. You must read a lot of good books.
September 28, 2009 @ 9:39 am
‘The Curtain Twitcher’
Behind lace curtains millions of people are watching the world go by.
They see you come they see you go they see your body language.
‘This is the story of one” I see you steal that prize rose from my garden right under my nose. Saw you abandon that cat and her five kittens thrown by you like some kind of garbage/litter onto the side of the road on a cold and the foggy night and heard the squeal of your tires as you boldly sped off at a high speed after you had done your dirty heartless deed/job.Another time she saw you/someone lurking in the bushes the flash of the knife as you struck the blow that nearly took an innocent life. Paralysed with fear this person behind the curtain looked away but heard the heavy sound of the assailants feet as too close to the window their shadow began to stray. Behind the curtain now too stunned to move that her life flashed before her eyes, when, unexspectantly a chorus of ear piercing yowls of cats was heard and then the sound of running feet slowly into the night disappeared. The warm purrs on the curtain twitchers window sill did humm it was the the cat and her five kittens that she had rescued on another such cold and foggy night followed by the flashing lights of police cars capturing the assailant just down the road from her home. Like i said there are millions of people behind lace curtains out there watching the world go by.
September 28, 2009 @ 9:00 am
Hope you don’t know me, Grandma!
September 28, 2009 @ 8:16 am
Grandma you are awesome. Wish more people would say what they feel
September 28, 2009 @ 8:04 am
Great, this a very wonderful defense attorney i would like…lol
September 28, 2009 @ 5:32 am
Way to go grandma!!!!!! You can be my defense attorney anytime!!!!!
September 28, 2009 @ 1:14 am
Grandma Grandma.. One Word for you ” GREAT “. Love you.. You are so innocent and Dare to speak out.
September 27, 2009 @ 11:49 pm
omg if I go to court I want her with me
September 27, 2009 @ 11:23 pm
It seem that I might have had some dealings with all 3 of them when I was in law enforcement. Way to go Grandma