What Would You Do?
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, ‘What would you do?
The cabby replies, ‘I’d cover his butt with that blanket before he catches a cold.’
March 23, 2009 @ 1:30 pm
What’s amatter AnnA did this happen to you. I like the new way. We don’t need you Anna. Keep up the good work
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March 23, 2009 @ 11:52 am
this one is really funny i would cover back with the blanket
March 23, 2009 @ 11:46 am
Ask the cabby to take him to the Pub and be the wise monkey: see nothing,hear nothing and say nothing.
March 22, 2009 @ 5:00 pm
wouldn’t funny but like the layout of it, cool. all wish we had a sugar
daddy ha ha
March 21, 2009 @ 12:03 am
need more funny
March 20, 2009 @ 9:36 pm
NOT funny, but I agree with the cabby, cover him before he catches a cold and it depends on the mind, agreement, and understanding of the involved party. SORRY! but that’s my opinion…
March 20, 2009 @ 8:32 pm
I agree with anna, change it back :[
it’s too serious now, gray? This is supposed to be a joke website.
March 20, 2009 @ 7:54 pm
sounds like the making of a good foursome. the wife really fuc*ed up.
March 20, 2009 @ 2:36 pm
@Anna Banana
I’m sorry to hear that Anna. What didn’t you like about the new layout?
March 20, 2009 @ 1:19 pm
HAHA funny!
I do NOT like the new redid 1funny i hate it! I want it back to normal!!!