What Would You Do?
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness.
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Corvette I gave you. HE paid for our new cabin cruiser. HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays the monthly dues!’
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, ‘What would you do?
The cabby replies, ‘I’d cover his butt with that blanket before he catches a cold.’
May 29, 2009 @ 5:49 am
Its amazing but i wonder the number of territories the woman dwells in.anyway its funny
April 3, 2009 @ 6:53 pm
yes u right she did but its look like the man can not take care of his wife
March 26, 2009 @ 7:02 am
great! I would shoot him all the same.
the new look by the way is splendid. Don’t mind Anna and friends, it’s for want of something to say.
March 25, 2009 @ 7:48 am
well said of the cabby afterall you don’t bite the finger that feeds you
March 23, 2009 @ 2:43 pm
The cabby says, “give me the gun”, I’m still paying for the monthly country club membership.