Wealthy Widower
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’ Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’
They are knocked over, but continue to ask. ‘So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’ ‘I lied about my age’, Bob replies.
‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’
Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 90.’
March 21, 2009 @ 8:21 pm
yes hes a wise old man but the girls is much wiser…
March 21, 2009 @ 4:25 pm
smart old man!
March 21, 2009 @ 12:43 pm
Hahaha very smart old man! to bad for the greedy lady!!!
March 20, 2009 @ 6:07 am
LOL!SMART OLD MAN!
March 20, 2009 @ 4:26 am
Who’s fooling who.
March 20, 2009 @ 4:08 am
Thats the only way to catch greedy babes.
March 19, 2009 @ 7:16 pm
not very funny. kind of amusing though. it does make you wonder about old codgers (sp?) and golddiggers. lol. thank god i am not one and have common sense.
March 19, 2009 @ 6:29 pm
That was a funny one lol.
March 19, 2009 @ 5:55 pm
LOL ! that was funny!!!
March 19, 2009 @ 12:08 pm
LOL! Smart old man!