Ways to Confuse Trick or Treators
1. Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc.)
2. Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.
3. Fill a briefcase with marbles and crackers. Write on it, “Top Secret” in big letters. When trick-or-treaters come, look around suspiciously, say, “It’s about time you got here,” give them the briefcase, and quickly shut the door.
4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.
5. Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.
6. After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.
7. Open the door dressed as a giant fish. Immediately collapse, and don’t move or say anything until the trick-or-treaters go away.
8. When you answer the door, hold up one candybar, throw it out into the street, and yell, “Crawl for it!”
9. When you answer the door, look at the trick-or-treaters, act shocked and scared, and start screaming your head off. Slam the door and runaround the house, screaming until they go away.
10. Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.
11. Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the wine list.
12. Get a catapult. Sit on your porch and catapult pumpkins at anyone who comes within 50 yards of your house.
13. When people come to the door, jump out a nearby window, crashing through the glass, and run as far away from your house as you can.
14. Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
15. Instead of candy, give away colored eggs. If anyone protests, explain that the eggs are the only thing you had left over from Easter.
16. Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.
17. Answer the door with a mouthful of M & M’s and several half-eaten candy bars in your hands. Act surprised, and close the door. Open it again in a few seconds, and insist that you don’t have any candy.
18. Hand out cigarettes and bottles of asprin.
19. Put a crown on a pumpkin and put the pumpkin on a throne on your porch. Insist that all of the trick-or-treaters bow before the pumpkin.
20. Dress up like a bunny rabbit. Yell and curse from the moment you open the door, and angrily throw the candy at the trick-or-treaters. Slam the door when you’re finished.
Have a Great Halloween!
May 3, 2010 @ 10:12 am
u guys r right i agree on everything u say but dodger there is no needto call ppl a moron u wouldnt like it if you were trying your hardest to make ppl laugh and someone called u a moron would u. does anyone agree with me or not
November 4, 2009 @ 11:03 am
what are these i will never do this crap i like little kids and will never scare them >:(
November 2, 2009 @ 9:08 am
OK, I agree with Darlene. Lets just scare the crap out of little kids! A few things are funny, but the rest is just plain stupid
November 1, 2009 @ 4:16 am
@ shirley griswold – – uhm!!! are you any relation to the nit wit Clark Griswold played by Chevy Chase in National Lampoon’s Vacation Series Movies? Bet you guys are brother and sister. HUH – – you must be to come up with such indisious drivel and nothing funny and your answer is not even slightly amusing.
November 1, 2009 @ 12:17 am
Come guys! It’s only alot of jokes–do you really think anybody would do any of those things? But I do like the idea of putting a crown on the pumpkins & telling the kids to bow before the pumpkin–that would be harmless & something they would never forget! lol!
November 1, 2009 @ 12:12 am
Well Gee! Why don’t we just scare the @*%$ out of all the innocent little kids…………….
October 31, 2009 @ 9:40 pm
Insidious drivel, nothing funny, not even slightly amusing.
October 31, 2009 @ 6:28 pm
These are pathetic!!
This moron can’t even spell – ‘treators’?!?!?!
Out of ten,I give it a minus ten!!!!!
October 31, 2009 @ 5:37 pm
WHAT IS THIS? I DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING.
October 31, 2009 @ 2:31 pm
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!