Two Women in Heaven
Two women died and met in heaven…
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic & searched, then down into the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — We’d both still be alive!
August 13, 2010 @ 2:28 pm
wow best joke ever !
January 22, 2010 @ 5:35 am
I love this joke, but it’s a lesson for we ladies that men are something else
January 22, 2010 @ 5:13 am
they should unite and wait for their man
January 22, 2010 @ 12:06 am
just a joke not so serous, but a good joke, of course i don’t
think god was looking for a cat fite in heaven,hey thats one way
killing two birds with one stone.:D
January 21, 2010 @ 6:52 am
Good lesson, women please stop minitoring your husband let just pray for them for Gods guidian. They are ours really but we shouldnt be stupid about the way handle them. May God help us.
January 21, 2010 @ 3:33 am
hahahaha good one..
January 20, 2010 @ 7:01 pm
Ha-Ha! Buuuurrrnnnnn!
January 20, 2010 @ 4:04 pm
ha ha ha so funny
January 20, 2010 @ 2:19 pm
LOL Very Funny !!!!!!!!!
January 20, 2010 @ 1:38 pm
LOL funny