Two Women in Heaven
Two women died and met in heaven…
1st woman: Hi! My name is Sherry.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, & finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic & searched, then down into the basement. Then, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — We’d both still be alive!
January 20, 2010 @ 12:38 pm
@tweetymel, the first woman who froze to death died in the freezer…she was with the second woman’s husband…duh!
January 20, 2010 @ 12:21 pm
So funny. I like ds one.
January 20, 2010 @ 11:39 am
i don’t catch is well why in the freezer, can someone explain me heheheh
January 20, 2010 @ 11:17 am
THATS A FUNNY ONE,KEEP THEM COMING 10 POINTS
January 20, 2010 @ 11:02 am
Funny!
satch
January 20, 2010 @ 9:10 am
Just good for the married.
January 20, 2010 @ 9:08 am
what a man!!!
in the den watching tv
January 20, 2010 @ 8:48 am
I liked that one
January 20, 2010 @ 8:37 am
yeah yeah!!!!!!!!!
January 19, 2010 @ 11:12 pm
GOOD ONE!!!!!