True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu
* Then there’s the time a lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”
November 25, 2011 @ 11:55 pm
I had a real nice Thanksgiving. I did the turkey & dressing, my sister-in-law did the rest & my mother-in-law did the sweet potato casserole & desserts. There was 10 of us. Everyone raved on my dressing! The sweet potato casserole had bourbon in it. Everything was good & I was stuffed afterwards. Then we took home left overs. There was just a wee bit of dressing left. It ended up with one of my brothers called from OR & I talked to my oldest son in Alaska. A very good day!
November 25, 2011 @ 7:15 pm
I like to read the directions for cooking a turkey that kids write. They print them in our local paper and these kids have some interesting ideas. Hope you all had a good and filling Thanksgiving.
November 25, 2011 @ 4:30 pm
lol cyndi, shame!!!! but it was funny..wish i’d thought of it, but i wouldnt have got any votes anyways..
November 25, 2011 @ 2:42 pm
why do we have to take on and supposedly follow the u s of a practices we should be our own nation so nationalised!
November 25, 2010 @ 7:05 pm
That is better than turkey butt.LOL
November 25, 2010 @ 3:19 pm
*turkey face*
November 23, 2010 @ 4:21 am
Yes–Happy Thanksgiving to all of you–JeanH -Margaret–all of you. Even Rosecocca20 & who was her stand in? Just picking–but seriously Happy Thanksgiving to those 2 girls too..
November 23, 2010 @ 3:44 am
Happy Thanks Giving to Everyone!!!!
November 22, 2010 @ 6:47 pm
Oh it was me, I forgot. duhhhh