Train Ticket
An accountant and engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both accounting and engineering majors. Each of the engineering majors had his/her own train ticket. But the accountants had only ONE ticket for all of them.
The engineers started laughing and snickering. The accountants ignored the laughter. Then, one of the accountants said, “Here comes the conductor”. All of the accountants piled into the bathroom. The engineers were puzzled.
The conductor came aboard and collected tickets from all the engineers. He went to the bathroom, knocked on the door, and said “Ticket please”. An accountant stuck their only ticket under the door. The conductor took the ticket and left. A few minutes later, the accountants emerged from the bathroom. The engineers felt really stupid.
On the way back from the convention, the group of engineering majors had ONE ticket for their group. They started snickering at the accountants, who had NO tickets amongst them. When the accountant lookout shouted “Conductor coming!”, all the accountants again piled into a bathroom.
All of the engineers went into another bathroom. Then, before the conductor came on board, one of the accountants left the bathroom, knocked on the other bathroom, and said “Ticket please”.
October 12, 2009 @ 10:20 am
its okay. it just shows you how dumb some people can be to trying to do crooked things.
October 12, 2009 @ 3:53 am
i think it’s funny!
October 11, 2009 @ 5:16 pm
I guess the only ones reading these jokes are engineers! Way to go bean counters.
October 10, 2009 @ 7:28 am
It was funny cmon where is your sense of humour. The accountants were faster than the engineers
October 10, 2009 @ 6:36 am
Well even if it was an old joke I still liked it anyways
October 10, 2009 @ 2:07 am
This one’s been around so long I thought I had died 10 years ago
October 9, 2009 @ 9:23 pm
omg what stupid writer wrote this one ?
October 9, 2009 @ 8:59 pm
There is no cure for STUPID!!!!!!
October 9, 2009 @ 7:55 pm
that was not funny at all
October 9, 2009 @ 7:46 pm
boooooo this was not funny!