Top Reasons I Wanna be a Bear
If you’re a bear, you get to hibernate.
You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I could deal with that, too.
If you’re a bear, you give birth to your children
(who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping
…and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs.
I could DEFINITELY deal with that.
If you’re a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
If you’re a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling.
He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
Yup . . . I wanna be a bear!!
April 16, 2009 @ 5:33 am
Bear is an animal, I don’t wanna be
April 16, 2009 @ 5:31 am
No i don’t wanna be a bear, that is an animal
April 14, 2009 @ 7:57 am
i concur
April 10, 2009 @ 6:39 pm
i can really get into the bear thing, speacially the hairy legs and
growling when awoke