Top 50 Children’s Book Title Ideas
1. You are Different and That’s Bad
2. Take a Walk Down the Railroad Tracks with Me
3. Dad’s New Wife ‘Greg’
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book:
6. A Children’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. How to Kick Ass At School
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. Adoption: A Fresh Start
13. Grandpa’s new Casket
14. Fun With Abandoned Refrigerators
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. Why You Were An Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes Froggy, And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Nightmares: Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid
24. A Child’s Guide to Final Arrangments
25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can’t Help It If You’re Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don’t YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Have More Fun
36. Mommy’s Got A New Baby To Love
37. Timmy’s The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You’re Not A Sissy
39. Michael Jackson’s “Fun” Place
40. Harry Potter and the Stoned Sorcerer
41. I Am My Own Grandpa
42. Who’s My Daddy?
43. Fatherhood: A Guide for the Adolescent
44. Small Objects and Electrical Outlets
45. Different Daddies Each Day of the Week
46. Operation and Nomenclature of the Colt 1911-A1 .45 ACP
47. Little Hands, Big Toasters
48. How To Make A Plastic Bag Space Helmet
49. Santa Claus And Other Lies Your Parents Told You
50. Fun With Things Under The Kitchen Sink
October 6, 2016 @ 9:09 am
I have one to add:
Bi-curious George
December 13, 2012 @ 9:38 am
I find it hilarious that you are all raging over this. I’m sure that was the point in making these titles. Grow a sense of humor, please.
December 7, 2011 @ 3:25 pm
strangers have the best candy i mean thats bad i looked up childrens thats rude thats teaching little kids to go up to strangers and take candy have some brains!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2011 @ 3:20 pm
Some of these names are sick seriously there sooo sick like little hands big toasters these are so sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2011 @ 3:15 pm
Some of these names are sick seriously there sooo sick like little hands big toasters these are so sick!!!!!!!!!!
November 17, 2011 @ 8:23 pm
THIS IS TERRIBLE! WHO COULD THINK THIS IS FUNNY AT ALL???
March 10, 2011 @ 3:02 am
awesome
May 13, 2010 @ 8:37 am
SICK, YET FUNNY.
April 25, 2010 @ 4:29 pm
lighten up, i thought it was funny!
March 24, 2010 @ 3:06 am
@Christy
right at you christy you only live once