Top 10 Stupid Lawsuits
Proof that humanity will die off, not because of war or plague or Armageddon, but because of one thing: Stupidity. THESE ARE TRUE LAWSUITS… YOU CAN LOOK THEM UP IF YOU WISH!
TOP TEN STUPID-A** LAWSUITS!
10) DUDE, THAT WAS MY CHANCE TO HANG 10…. A surfer recently sued another surfer for “taking his wave.” The case was ultimately dismissed because they were unable to put a price on “pain and suffering” endured by watching someone ride the wave that was “intended for you.”
9)DYING FOR A COKE… Sometimes, being frugal can cost you more than anticipated. While apparently trying to steal a soft drink from a vending machine in 1998, 19-year-old Kevin Mackle was rocking it dangerously. Suddenly, the weight shift was too hot to handle and the contraption fell on him. The man died following the accident. His relatives sued Coca-Cola Co., two other companies, and Bishop’s University in Lennoxville, Quebec (for about $660,000 US in damages and funeral costs) alleging that the machine was not secured and bore no warning signs.
8) A COSTLY BREAK-UP A jury awarded $178,000 in damages to a woman who sued her former fiance’ for breaking their seven-week engagement. The breakdown: $93,000 for pain & suffering; $60,000 for loss of income from her legal practice, and $25,000 for psychiatric counseling expenses.
7) KILLER BIOGRAPHY A writer was sued for $60 million dollars after writing a book about a convicted Orange County serial killer. Although the inmate is on death row, he claimed that he was innocent in all 16 murders, so the characterization of him as a serial killer was false, misleading and “defamed his good name”. In addition, he claimed those falsehoods would cause him to be “shunned by society and unable to find decent employment” once he returned to private life. The case was thrown out in a record 46 seconds, but only after $30,000 in legal fees were incurred by the writer’s publisher.
6) WATER-PROOF SEATBELT This one is sad because it involves the drowning of a Honda. This drunk girl drove into Galveston Bay in Texas. Her friend got out alive but the drunk driver was too drunk to unfasten her seatbelt. So she died. So naturally, her parents sued Honda for manufacturing a seat belt that cannot be easily unbuckled by a drunk driver who is under water.
5) I PREDICT SUNNY WITH A CHANCE OF STUPIDITY…. A woman in Israel is suing a TV station and its weatherman for $1,000 after he predicted a sunny day and it rained. The woman claims the forecast caused her to leave home lightly dressed. As a result, she caught the flu, missed 4 days of work, spent $38 on medication and suffered stress.
4) BEER CHICKS (not included with purchase of beer) A man sued Anheuser-Busch for $10,000. Why? False advertising. Dude claimed that unlike their beer commercials would suggest, drinking their brand of beer did not cause bikini girls to suddenly break into a volleyball game and invite him back to their hotel room. Yes, this lawsuit was actually filed in a court of law.
THE TOP 3….oooooh This is getting exciting…..
3) TURNED GAY AFTER REAR-END COLLISION A 27-year-old man from Michigan was involved in a rear-end collision. Four years later, he sued the owners of the truck that was responsible for the accident. Having suffered minor injuries, he stated that from then on, his sexual relationship with his wife deteriorated, as he was unable to maintain their sex life. He claimed that he had been so affected by the crash that his personality had been forever changed. In fact, he maintained that the accident turned him into a homosexual. He left his wife, moved in with his parents, began hanging out in gay bars, and became a fervent reader of gay literature. He won his case and was awarded $200,000, while his wife received $25,000.
2) OVERSTUFFED (with bullshit) A couple is suing Wal-Mart for injuries they claim were caused by canned goods and condiments that tumbled from an overfilled plastic grocery bag.
The bag broke when the couple, Ronald and Brenda Sager, were unloading their groceries at home. Brenda suffered “cracked and damaged toenails” and also claims to have a broken foot and ligament damage from the incident.
Brenda is suing Wal-Mart for $30,000.
Ronald also decided to get in the game, and he’s suing them for an additional $30,000 because “during Brenda’s healing process, he was deprived of her comfort and her attention.”
AND #1 is… MICHAEL J. look a like. A man’s suing Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. I almost died when I heard about this ludicrous lawsuit: “I’m constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” said Heckard. Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world. “Even when I go to the gym I’m being accused of playing ball like him (Jordan), said Heckard.”
Now I have THE WORLDS SMARTEST STUPID LAWSUIT…. enjoy…
BONUS: YOUR HONOR, I BLAME MYSELF… I’ll SUE MYSELF TOO!…
An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) — then asked the state to pay because he has no income in jail. He said, “I want to pay myself $5 million dollars, but ask the state to pay it on my behalf since I can’t work and am a ward of the state.” The judge was not impressed by his ingenuity, and dismissed the suit as frivolous.
Well I hope you enjoyed seeing how stupid we have become. Now if you excuse me I have to sue McDonalds because their Big Macs made me fat!
August 23, 2010 @ 1:44 am
@Hickey
i worry more cause theres actually idiots that agree with these people.
May 26, 2010 @ 1:03 pm
me aint stuped 0:
May 5, 2010 @ 8:38 am
I guess I shd sue 1funny.com for making me laugh till my sides ache, n my bf would sue for taking care of me while the pain lasted lol
October 14, 2015 @ 7:11 am
Tom & Heike,We ove the nightly upaetds and know you are tired each night from driving long distances! It seems like just yesterday you were here in Arizona and now 4,000 miles later your all the way Northeast . Safe travels, have fun and we look forward to more sights from the open roads across America.Kris
November 10, 2015 @ 10:35 pm
Oh my gosh!! I feel so good that I wasn’t the only one. Except, we had the Holocaust game in our middle sohcol. No one seems to believe that ANY teachers would be stupid enough to do this. But it happens. And when you tell 8th graders they are allowed to torture each other, it’s a recipe for disaster.I was on the oppressed side, so our team lead some revolts that involved secretly putting nasty notes on the Superior backpacks and then pinning it on a popular kid who used to make fun of us so we could watch him be publicly executed. You would think they would learn from Zimbardo
May 4, 2010 @ 8:47 am
I agree with Miche…the world would be a better place if people wouldn’t be so greedy…the next idea for someone is suing the people who created the internet because all they do is sit in front of computer all day and play games and that they aren’t healthy anymore because the internet is so addicting it’s keeping them from going outside and having a real social life! Sorry but the only way I would sue someone is if it were truly necessary
April 26, 2010 @ 8:02 am
Hi folks, i think the lawyers who help in these lawsuits rather need their heads examined; they are the ones with no integrity and help these individuals with their stupid law suites
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April 20, 2010 @ 8:46 am
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October 14, 2015 @ 7:30 am
I don’t own a kindle. I have a Sony redaer that’s nearly 4 years old. As soon as I got it I loved it. I love the idea of having my entire library at my fingertips. I love that I can carry hundred of books with me wherever I go. What I soon discovered, which I don’t love, is the prices. They promised lower prices than traditional books, but I quickly found that the prices weren’t that much lower. I recently got a smart phone and I use the kindle app on it a lot. I download a lot of free books, and really cheap books. I rarely even splurge anymore when a book come out in one of the series I love. However, I must admit that there are to series for which I just can’t help myself and I will pay the prices, even if I don’t like them.
April 14, 2010 @ 12:24 pm
I people would stop trying to get something for nothing,,,and live rightously in peace and harmony with others,,,the world would be a better place…
April 14, 2010 @ 11:08 am
Stupid lawsuits indeed! infact dis lawsuits cannot work in Naija o! They are just making money in d name of freedom. I trust Naiaja to frustrate their efforts. They are really lucky!
November 10, 2015 @ 10:28 pm
I like the new comers: Patricia Hinnant, who’s been aendntitg school board meetings for 12 years, and Kyle Williams, a 22 year old Pennsauken High School graduate that sees things from a different perspective. Also, I would like to see Stephanie James Wilson return, who’s up on the educational needs of the kids but not into the political control & conflicts of interest like Danny O’Brien & Allyson Meloni. I don’t know much about Carlos Rodgriguez except that he’s an architect that was involved with the new Water Commission building on Westfield Ave. BUT I’ll make my final decision after I see how they answer the questions posed by the Pennsauken Republican Club.
April 9, 2010 @ 9:47 pm
Yeah i think this freedom stuff in America is kinda making some folks stupid. damn i wish i was an American i will sue my gf for loving me too much which has let to me trying so hard not to break her heart depriving me from having fun with other girls. stupid dumb assholes.
April 9, 2010 @ 12:58 pm
Kind a sounds like something Obama would do to spread the wealth Oh yes were any of these people in Congress
October 14, 2015 @ 7:34 am
Hi Daveman,This question may be a litlte off-topic, Before this 12 months, U.S. Attorney Typical Eric Holder refused to prosecute members of the Black Panthers who dressed in paramilitary garb outside a Philadelphia polling place very last November. The males have been brandishing evening sticks, pointing them at citizens, and producing racial threats. In the first week of January, the Justice Department filed a civil lawsuit towards the New Black Panther Get together and a few of its members, declaring they violated the 1965 Voting Rights Act by scaring voters with the weapon, uniforms and racial slurs. In Would probably, Holder’s Justice Department, versus the hints and tips of it truly is very own attorneys, dropped the lawsuit, even though the defendants crafted no response, which means Justice would have won by default.Thanks