Things to Do Today
I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!
The table needs some dusting
and the floor could sure be mopped,
But I know if I get started
There’ll be no place to stop.
The closets are so full
Things are falling off the shelves,
I wish for cleaning fairies
And magic laundry elves!
They could sprinkle fairy dust
And twitch their little nose,
And the windows would be sparkling
And I’d have no dirty clothes.
I don’t know what I’m saying,
My head is in the sky,
I must cook that meat that’s graying
And bake that apple pie!
My husband needs a flea bath,
The dog needs some attention…
Oh, the other way around I mean!
My brain is in suspension!
I am running round in circles,
I am getting nothing done,
I keep thinking of the internet,
I’m missing all the fun!
I know I’m not addicted
Though I hear that all the time,
But I guess this stuff will have to wait,
Cause today I’ll be ON LINE!!!
Author Unknown
September 26, 2009 @ 11:45 pm
sound;s like me ……but what the hell………….
June 23, 2009 @ 11:09 pm
Oh Yes, Oh Yes, That is me And Thats where you’ll find me ” On my Pc”.
June 22, 2009 @ 4:17 am
for how long will u dp that lazy brat………a little sleep,a little slumber and povertyhas come upon u like a skinnnnn
May 22, 2009 @ 8:28 am
me tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
April 12, 2009 @ 10:24 pm
Thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo me.
April 5, 2009 @ 2:32 pm
I think this story is very funny and i sure got a good laugh . The reason that I did is, It is so true for me.
a friend to all,
Darlene(cherokee)
April 5, 2009 @ 2:04 pm
I could not have said it any better
April 4, 2009 @ 3:56 pm
lololololololololololololololololololol dnt we all feel that way and im only 12 8)
April 4, 2009 @ 10:44 am
Saturday is my day 2 be on line great one, this is going out 2 all my friends I miss during the week!