The Young Punker
A young punker gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolored hair that’s green, purple, and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s without shoes. His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewelry and his earrings are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly across from an old man who just glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self conscious and barks at the old man: “What are you looking at you old fart? Didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were young?”
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: “Yeah. Back when I was young and in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought maybe you were my son.”
June 11, 2009 @ 2:40 pm
lol…very funny….with the ‘rainbow’ ensemble-the man was right to have mistaken him for that…
June 7, 2009 @ 1:40 am
It is really funny ha ha ha. I love it, I hope to read more jokes like this.
June 7, 2009 @ 1:28 am
It is really funny ha ha ha. I love it hope to read more jokes like this.
June 1, 2009 @ 6:01 am
hahahahahahahahahahahaha…………….. so funny.
June 1, 2009 @ 3:00 am
This means drunk and parrot equal to punk huh?
May 30, 2009 @ 11:33 am
i think he is so cute and sweet
May 29, 2009 @ 1:52 pm
i love this joke , i say its worth a big 10 , keep them coming, how did the moran,use an out house , he put a leg in each hole and went in his pants.
May 29, 2009 @ 1:50 pm
i like this one (scary) but funny
May 29, 2009 @ 1:21 pm
I got a real kick out of this one. It gave me an answer to something though. I’ve often wondered what the younger generation got out of dressing like this, Well guess now I know!
May 29, 2009 @ 11:01 am
lol thats funny dont mess with old ppl