The Tax Poem
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor, Tax his mule, Teach him taxes Are the rule.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries, then tax his tears.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know, That you won’t be done till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers Then tax him more,
Tax him till he’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he’s laid.
Put these words Upon his tomb, ‘Taxes drove me to my doom.. . ‘
When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44. 75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most > prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened?
Can you spell ‘politicians?’
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!!
YOU can help it get there!!!
THE HIPPIES WERE RIGHT!!!!
GO AHEAD — BE AN AMERICAN
April 4, 2011 @ 9:31 am
haha, great poem, will be looking out for more of your work.
December 10, 2010 @ 4:41 am
Clean air and pollutant regulation can only be a good thing, not only for our environment but our personal health and wellbeing too.
November 10, 2015 @ 10:05 pm
If you mail your return and reueqst a check is mailed to you, the general rule is 6 to 8 weeks. The later you file, the longer the delay. If you mail a return on April 15, it could be late May before the IRS even enters the return into their computers.
August 5, 2010 @ 9:47 am
being an american is not all that bad its just butt heads like this boi or gurl who needs thier @$$ whooped by someone who is not american so they can learn!!!
November 18, 2009 @ 8:46 pm
no body ask you all to be here in the usa go back where you came from
May 8, 2009 @ 3:28 pm
i’d rather live elsewhere…..
November 10, 2015 @ 10:36 pm
There may be an option to file an amemendnt within your tax software. The form is the 1040X. It shows the original return amounts the net change and new amounts. If you filed state taxes dont forget to amend those as well. However I recommend that you wait till you receive your refund or 4 weeks has passed since the IRS accepted your return. You must mail in the amemendnts rather than send them electronically.Tax Accountant with H R Block
April 24, 2009 @ 5:34 am
Thank God am not an American.